The Blind Leading the Blind via IM BOY CRAZY
1. it’s better to keep the #’s of people you don’t like/don’t want to have in your life anymore, rather than delete them, cuz it makes it WAY easier to know who’s phone calls you’re avoiding!
2. if you’re gonna get HIV- it should at LEAST be from something that gives you an orgasm and not like a blood transfusion or paper cut or something.
3. start using the word ‘Major’ to explain people, things, experiences, ideas, etc. But it should be pronounced ‘May-jah!’
4. if a magazine says it, it’s TRUE!
5. DON’T pick at the zits on your head! you never know if you’re gonna have to go bald for a role or a disease.
6. masturbating to Hugh Laurie while watching ‘House’ is the new black.
7. kombucha makes you drunk. yeah. DRUNK!
8. ALWAYS look beautiful! even if you’re ugly!
9. dear havaianas, what the hell happened to the black skinny flip flops that I knew and loved? Metallic grey doesn’t go with everything! xo, me
10. only wear black bras. But if you DO wear a colorful bra, it better give off a black bra vibe.
This top ten from IM BOY Crazy is awesome. Definitely a new favorite.
